Once upon some scissors,
there was a pencil named Dundundun. Danny held this pencil and forever cherished it. One day Danny dropped the Dundundun. He was heartbroken. His mother went into his room and asked him, "why are you so sad?" Danny replied with, "I dropped the Dundundun!" His mother then screamed, took a crap on the floor, and went outside to go stab a chipmunk.
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